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No tore eks.







Aint et seda ei ole olemas, see on 100% arvutiga tehtud.

Simpsonid

Simpsonite avamis...asi on kujunenod omamoodi ikooniks. Mingid suht lootusetud friigid tegid valmis selle pärisversiooni.


Kahjuks ei lennand keegi lõpus õhku...

Kotijooks? Vali ohver kes ei õpi judot...

omatud.

Mis juhtub kui iseendale elektrilöögiaparaadist särtsu anda?

Nõme tõlge, ma tean.

Miks ma ammu kirjutanud ei ole? Asi ei ole selles et ma ei viitsiks, ma LIHTSALT EI VIITSI KOGU AEG KRRT.

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.

This was the advertisement in Larry?s Pistol & Pawn Shop window next to the condo we rented last month in Florida. So I went in to check it out. I saw something that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 30th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Gisele. What I came across was a 100,000 volt, pocket/purse-sized taser.

The effects of the taser were suppose to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety?. WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple A batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I?d get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Gisele what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn?t be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries,. right?!!! There I sat in my recliner, my cat Tabby looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Tabby (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I?m looking at this little device measuring about 5? long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries, thinking to myself, ?no possible way!? What happened next is almost beyond description, but I?ll do my best?..

I?m sitting there alone, Tabby looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, ?don?t do it master,? reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn?t hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION@!@$@$%!@ *!!!I?m pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, ?do it again, do it again!?

Note: If you ever feel compelled to ?mug? yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative. SON-OF-A-.. that hurt like he**!!! A minute or so later (I can?t be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they up get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I?m still looking for my testicles? I?m offering a significant reward for their safe return.

Still in shock


http://www.directionzero.com/?p=14

Silmakontroll

Kõik on kindlasti näinud, mänginud, rääkimata siis kuulnud mängust "Pacman". Nüüd aga viitsis keegi teha sellest "uusversiooni", nimelt 18x18 piksliga versiooni. Täitsa töötab muideks.

Säästupirn? My ass

Kui kaua võib üks säästupirn põleda? Pool aastat? Aasta?!?

On üks sihuke tavaline hõõgniidiga lamp... mis on põlenud... üle saja aasta.

Armas, mis?

Värk

Kindlasti olete kõik kuulnud värgist moslemite ja taanlaste vahel. Kui keegi veel ei ole, siis kuskil taani ajakirjas ilmusid moslemeid pilkavad pildid, sh oli kujutatud muhammedi, nuga vööl, ja samas stiilis edasi. moslemitel on esiteks keelatud jumalaid piltidel kujutada (isegi vist inimesi eriti ei tohi) ja teiseks oli see kujutamisviis sügavalt usklikele muidugi solvav.

Aga kui solvav?

Kas nii solvav, et võib käia inimesi tapmas ja saatkondi põlema süütamas? nii solvav, et on õige nõuda "ajalehe toimetaja pea maha võtmist"? sest esineti päris tõsimeeli sellise üleskutse/käsu/mille-iganes-ga.

Aga selline käitumine ei ole õnneks reegel. vastupidi, tegelikult on need ründajad ilmselt kõik kes selle vastu nii eriliselt on. pole kahtlustki, vaevalt et ühelegi tõsiusklikule moslemile need pildi meeldisid, kuid arvatavasti kiidavad sellise käitumise, nagu viimastel nädalatel damaskuses ja mujal, vaid vähesed. igatahes tegid mõned noored moslemid sihukse saidi, kus vabandatakse oma usuvendade käitumise eest.

Minu arust väga kiiduväärt ja julge projekt.

Windows... 1.01

Yeah, windows longhorn on tulemas, oleks vast aeg vaadata milline oli windows paarkend aastat tagasi.
Sihuke.

Ma mäletan kindlasti mingit 3.x versiooni (ja 3.11 veel eriti hästi). Midagi väga tarka ma öelda ei oska nende koha pealt, mänge üldiselt windowsist ei jooksutatud, aga ta oli armas. Paint ja kõik tavalised asjad olid olemas. GUI nägi välja nagu oleks lapse käega joonistatud.

FS shots

Ok, kõik eestlastest lugejad, ärge pange seda teksti tähele, pole teie asi :). Vajasin lihtsalt kohta kuhu kiiresti ja mugavalt tekst panna ja kuhu inimesed julgeksid tulla (hot.ee/mattiastammet/kahtlane.txt/html oleks kahtlane)


I have this proposal.
I really dont like our current rating scheme. We see a nice picture, and off go the 9's and 10's. 10 = very nice, inpressive, i like it. 9 = quite good, some flaws or a little boring. 8 = not good, several flaws. 7 = crap of a shot, and everything below that is unbeleavable crap.

So we practically only use 2-3 ratings of 10! And everone's taking it so seriously ("omg, why a 7?!?"). And on top of that, 10's are given out much too easily.

Why couldn't we scrap the current scheme and start using the whole scale? So, everything below 4 would be regarded as "bad", 5-6 is ok, 7-8 is good, 9 would be very good (most of the 10's we give out deserve to be a 9) and 10's would be "extraordinarily good and beyond that".

The main point is that we give too good grades too easily.

How many of You are with me?

Chuck Norris

Chuck norris on imemees.

Ta on esimene lääne inimene, kellel kaheksas dan (kaheksanda taseme must vöö) tae-kwon-do's. Ta on kuuekordne maailmameister karates. Tal on olnud mitu naist (ma ei tea kui mitu) ja tal on kaks last. Ja ta on pede. Päriselt ka.

Siis veel, ta on ainus inimene, kes on on seina vastu tennist mängides võitnud.
Evolutsiooniteooriat ei ole olemas, on vaid loomad, kellel Chuck Norris elada laseb.
Keegi võttis kunagi videosse, kui Chuck Norris närvi läks. Video nimi oli "Texas chainsaw massacre".
Jeesus muutis Piiblis vee veiniks. Chuck norris muutis selle veini õlleks.

veel võite tema tublidusest lugeda siit.
geniaalsed jutud.